Let’s Chat!
Look at you, navigating to the Contact Me page like a pro! Did you follow a breadcrumb trail of SQL errors, or did Google finally admit my blog exists? Either way, before you type that essay-length message, I see you, overachievers.
This isn’t a “Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inquire…” zone. Think of it as the data world’s version of a dive bar – casual, slightly chaotic, and judgment-free (unless you still use SELECT * in prod. Then we need to talk).
Why You’re Here
- “Help, my SQL query is slower than a sloth on melatonin!”
- “I found a typo in your blog. You’re welcome.”
- “Let’s collab on a data project!” (Translation: Do free work for me.)
- “Found a bug in my blog/code” (I’ll deny everything).
- “Your data joke game is weak. Let me fix that.”
Note: I respond faster to messages that include the word “coffee” or “dbt macros.” No guarantees otherwise.
Stalk me like a Pro but legally!
Follow me on LinkedInWhy Follow?
- Pro tips that’ll make your coworkers jealous.
- Rants about SQL traumas we don’t talk about in therapy.
- Need advice that’s not ChatGPT hallucinating.
- Behind-the-Scenes Chaos like “Here’s how I accidentally dropped prod last Tuesday”, so you can laugh at me, not with me
- Meme-powered data wisdom (yes, it’s a thing).
Click that “Follow” or “Connect” button. Do it. I’ll accept faster than a SELECT * on a 10-row table.
Hit Submit. I DARE you.
P.S. If this form breaks, blame the CSS. Or the gremlins in my server.